(likes boys but isn’t happy about it)
ppl my age have children what the hell i am a children
Teacher - did you do anything nice during Summer?
Me - oh yeah, I went to L.A, New York, Miami and did a bunch of photoshoots
*dies trying to hit the high notes in Chandelier*
"Tim keeps having me kill his wife in his movies… I don’t know what that means," -Johnny Depp
I love this post
ha im a piece of trash
As someone who cares deeply about the environment, I am obligated to pick you up.
Is seven okay?
you smooth fucker
Its hard for people without depression to understand when some days that just dropping a cup of water will bring you to tears because they think oh this is just one little thing but you see it as oh my god I can’t even get water without fucking up and now I’ve made a huge mess I shouldn’t even try.
YOUR BODY IS BEAUTIFUL IF:
- you have a body
- that’s it
- you’re beautiful
- you win
You have potentially offended hundreds if not thousands of ghosts.
i want to kiss you and take cute pictures with you and go on stupid dates but I also want kill you for making me feel things
this was worth reading
Literally my math teacher abandoned today’s lesson because some kid brought his kitten to school i don’t even know
I really like the term “thunder thighs” cause then my stretch marks are like lightning yES I am a storm, I am a force to be reckoned with fuCK WITH ME
I will always love Jim Carrey.